NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day…

 

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In the wake of tragic school shootings, representatives from the National Rifle Association pushed for all teachers around the country to keep a loaded gun pointed at their classes throughout the school day. “The only way to ensure safety in our schools is to make sure teachers hold fully loaded firearms at students from the moment they walk into the classroom until the moment they leave,” said NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre, explaining that educators should, at the very least, point one 9mm semiautomatic pistol at the class while also keeping a concealed .357 magnum revolver and several spare cartridges of ammo nearby at all times.

“If teachers need to write on the board or turn the page of a textbook, they should always use their free hand while keeping the gun at face level of all students and holding one finger firmly on the trigger. Frankly, this is just common sense if we want to prevent these tragedies from happening again in the future.”…
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3 Comments

NRA proposal is good-spirited, but ill-advised.–Arming teachers just makes it more difficult to eliminate them and their liberal propaganda from our nation’s classrooms.

aitengri2014–You may not know how to read & write satire . . . then again, maybe you do.